Paranoia-Fluenza Vaccine – Funny Vet Sticker

The strain that flares up in the lobby every flu season. A parody for everyone who has survived an anxious-client marathon.

Waterproof, dishwasher-safe matte vinyl, about 3 inches. Built to survive sanitizer, coffee, and a fully booked Tuesday.

📦 Mix and match and save: grab 10 or more and $5 comes off automatically at checkout. 🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $30.

👉 Build your own sticker pack, or browse the full vaccine parody set.