Distemperment Vaccine – Funny Vet Sticker

Some patients do not have a temperament problem. They have a distemper-ament problem. If you have ever charted 'fractious' three times before the doctor walked in, this one is for you.

It is part of the Vaccine Parody series, the inside-joke lineup that only vet med actually catches. The kind of funny veterinary sticker that earns a knowing laugh at the treatment table and a 'where did you get that' from the new tech.

💉 The details: about 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe, UV-resistant matte vinyl. It survives sanitizer, autoclave steam, coffee, and a fully booked Tuesday.

🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $25.

👉 Collect the whole vaccine parody set. Limited runs, so once it is gone, it is gone.

Funny. Functional. True.