Funny Veterinary Pens – Laser-Engraved 3-Pack | Calm Aura, Spreading Joy & Professional Cat Wrangler

Finally—a set of pens that actually get veterinary life. These soft-touch metal pens feature your choice of witty, laser-engraved phrases that will make you (and everyone around you) smile through the chaos. Perfect for techs, veterinarians, CSRs, and anyone who’s ever been called a "cat wrangler" in the middle of a shift.

Front and Center:

• Laser-engraved so the phrases will never fade or rub off (even after those 10-hour days).

• Soft-touch matte finish for a comfortable grip that feels premium.

• Each 3-pack includes one of each phrase or your chosen favorites.

Choose from:

• Calm Aura (Dumpster Fire Inside)

• Spreading Joy (Like Ringworm)

• Professional Cat Wrangler

💡 Why You'll Love Them:

• Heavy-duty construction with rose gold or silver metal accents.

• Perfect for gifting or stocking up for the clinic.

• They write really smoothly and look even better on your desk.

Details

• Includes 3 pens (choose your color + phrase combo)

• Soft-touch matte barrels in green with silver or purple with rose gold

• Laser-engraved lettering in matching metallic tone (rose gold text on purple, silver text on green)

• Medium-point black ink

• Packaged ready to gift or toss in your scrub pocketDesigned by someone who’s lived it.
  Vet Culture Co. creates original, no-BS designs for the real MVPs of the vet world 💪.