🧡 🧬 Not All Heroes Wear Anal Glands - Energy

🦸Not All Heroes Wear Anal Glands

Whether you’re saying thank you, sorry, or just “hold my coffee” — this card is ready for whatever you’ve got to say.

Some heroes rock scrubs, smell vaguely of chlorhex, and walk into the danger zone like it’s just another Tuesday. 💩🦸♂️

Whether it’s impacted, expressed, or explosively miscalculated,

you handled that gland like a pro.

And we’re all standing (far back) in awe. 👃😷

Thanks for doing the dirty work — literally.

The clinic would crumble without you. And smell worse.

Front:

Not All Heroes Wear Anal Glands

Inside:

This version of the card is blank on the inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own heartfelt note, inside joke, clinic-wide roast, or chaotic energy. ✍️💌

Perfect for:

• Team shoutouts

• Inside jokes only your coworkers will get

• Writing in ALL CAPS

• Adding a sticker surprise 👀

✨ Card Details:

✦ Size: 5” x 7” (Standard A7)

✦ Printed on Red River 60lb Polar Matte – ultra-bright, smooth, archival-quality stock

✦ Matte finish for rich color and sharp detail – perfect for display or gifting

✦ Includes a crisp white A7 envelope ✉️

✦ Ships in a clear protective sleeve

✦ Available individually or in multi-packs

Designed by someone who’s lived it.

Vet Culture Co. creates original, no-BS designs for the real MVPs of the vet world 💪.