🤪 It Started Last Week

The owner swears it started last week. The chart says it has been three months. You smile, you nod, you write it down anyway. This one is for everyone who has lived that exact moment at the exam room table.

It is the kind of funny veterinary sticker only the people on the floor truly get: dark, honest, and earned. Put it on a water bottle, a clipboard, a laptop, or the workstation you defend like a junkyard dog.

🩺 The details: about 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe, UV-resistant matte vinyl. It shrugs off hand sanitizer, autoclave steam, 7am coffee, and a fully booked Tuesday.

🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $25.

👉 Browse every funny veterinary sticker in the lineup. Limited runs, so once a design is gone, it is gone.

Funny. Functional. True.