• Six laser-engraved veterinary pens in green and purple with stainless steel hardware on a dark clinic desk
  • Six green and purple laser-engraved veterinary pens with stainless steel hardware on a charcoal clinic desktop
  • Six green and purple laser-engraved veterinary pens displayed on a veterinary treatment chart
  • Close view of six green and purple veterinary pens with silver laser engraving and stainless steel hardware
  • Three dark green laser-engraved veterinary pens with stainless steel hardware on a dark clinic desk
  • Three dark green laser-engraved veterinary pens with stainless steel hardware on a charcoal clinic desktop
  • Three dark green laser-engraved veterinary pens displayed on a veterinary treatment chart
  • Close view of three dark green veterinary pens with silver laser engraving and stainless steel hardware
  • Dark green Calm Aura Dumpster Fire Inside laser-engraved veterinary pen on a dark clinic desk
  • Dark green Calm Aura Dumpster Fire Inside laser-engraved veterinary pen on a charcoal clinic desktop
  • Dark green Calm Aura Dumpster Fire Inside laser-engraved veterinary pen on a treatment chart
  • Close view of a dark green Calm Aura Dumpster Fire Inside pen with silver laser engraving
  • Purple Calm Aura Dumpster Fire Inside laser-engraved veterinary pen with stainless steel hardware on a dark clinic desk
  • Purple Calm Aura Dumpster Fire Inside laser-engraved veterinary pen with stainless steel hardware on a charcoal desktop
  • Purple Calm Aura Dumpster Fire Inside laser-engraved veterinary pen with stainless steel hardware on a treatment chart
  • Close view of a purple Calm Aura Dumpster Fire Inside pen with silver engraving and stainless steel hardware
  • Dark green Spreading Joy Like Ringworm laser-engraved veterinary pen on a dark clinic desk
  • Dark green Spreading Joy Like Ringworm laser-engraved veterinary pen on a charcoal clinic desktop
  • Dark green Spreading Joy Like Ringworm laser-engraved veterinary pen on a treatment chart
  • Close view of a dark green Spreading Joy Like Ringworm pen with silver laser engraving
  • Purple Spreading Joy Like Ringworm laser-engraved veterinary pen with stainless steel hardware on a dark clinic desk
  • Purple Spreading Joy Like Ringworm laser-engraved veterinary pen with stainless steel hardware on a charcoal desktop
  • Purple Spreading Joy Like Ringworm laser-engraved veterinary pen with stainless steel hardware on a treatment chart
  • Close view of a purple Spreading Joy Like Ringworm pen with silver engraving and stainless steel hardware
  • Dark green Professional Cat Wrangler laser-engraved veterinary pen on a dark clinic desk
  • Dark green Professional Cat Wrangler laser-engraved veterinary pen on a charcoal clinic desktop
  • Dark green Professional Cat Wrangler laser-engraved veterinary pen on a treatment chart
  • Close view of a dark green Professional Cat Wrangler pen with silver laser engraving
  • Purple Professional Cat Wrangler laser-engraved veterinary pen with stainless steel hardware on a dark clinic desk
  • Purple Professional Cat Wrangler laser-engraved veterinary pen with stainless steel hardware on a charcoal desktop
  • Purple Professional Cat Wrangler laser-engraved veterinary pen with stainless steel hardware on a treatment chart
  • Close view of a purple Professional Cat Wrangler pen with silver engraving and stainless steel hardware
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Funny Veterinary Pens – Laser-Engraved 3-Pack | Calm Aura, Spreading Joy & Professional Cat Wrangler

Funny Veterinary Pens – Laser-Engraved 3-Pack | Calm Aura, Spreading Joy & Professional Cat Wrangler

$14.50 USD
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Finally, a set of pens that actually get veterinary life. These soft-touch metal pens feature witty, laser-engraved phrases that make you (and everyone around you) smile through the chaos. Perfect for techs, veterinarians, CSRs, and anyone who has ever been called a cat wrangler in the middle of a shift.

Front and center:

  • Laser-engraved, so the phrases never fade or rub off, even after those 10-hour days.
  • Soft-touch matte finish for a comfortable, premium grip.
  • Each 3-pack includes one of each phrase, or your chosen favorites.

Choose from:

  • Calm Aura (Dumpster Fire Inside)
  • Spreading Joy (Like Ringworm)
  • Professional Cat Wrangler

Details:

  • Includes 3 pens (choose your color and phrase combo)
  • Soft-touch matte barrels in dark green or purple, both with stainless steel hardware
  • Laser engraving removes the colored coating to reveal silver metal beneath
  • Medium-point black ink
  • Packaged ready to gift or toss in your scrub pocket

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