Funny Veterinary Pens – Laser-Engraved 3-Pack | Calm Aura, Spreading Joy & Professional Cat Wrangler

Finally, a set of pens that actually get veterinary life. These soft-touch metal pens feature witty, laser-engraved phrases that make you (and everyone around you) smile through the chaos. Perfect for techs, veterinarians, CSRs, and anyone who has ever been called a cat wrangler in the middle of a shift.

Front and center:

• Laser-engraved, so the phrases never fade or rub off, even after those 10-hour days.
• Soft-touch matte finish for a comfortable, premium grip.
• Each 3-pack includes one of each phrase, or your chosen favorites.

Choose from:

• Calm Aura (Dumpster Fire Inside)
• Spreading Joy (Like Ringworm)
• Professional Cat Wrangler

Details:

• Includes 3 pens (choose your color and phrase combo)
• Soft-touch matte barrels in green with silver, or purple with rose gold
• Laser-engraved lettering in a matching metallic tone (rose gold text on purple, silver text on green)
• Medium-point black ink
• Packaged ready to gift or toss in your scrub pocket

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