{"title":"Funny Veterinary Stickers","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery sticker here started in the same place you did: mid-shift, knee-deep in clinic chaos, running on cold coffee and darker humor. I design them as a veterinary professional, for the people who actually live it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎉 \u003cstrong\u003eEvery design is $3. Mix and match as many as you want, no minimums.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are funny veterinary stickers built for real vet life. Premium waterproof, dishwasher-safe, UV-resistant matte vinyl with GREENGUARD Gold certified inks, printed at 2.5 to 3 inches. They survive sanitizer, autoclave steam, coffee spills, and a fully booked Tuesday. Stick them on water bottles, laptops, clipboards, badge reels, or the side of the microscope nobody else touches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow it works:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🩺 Add any design straight to your cart, one at a time or ten\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💉 Every sticker is $3 flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 Free U.S. shipping on orders over $25\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you will find:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/products\/complete-vaccine-parody-sticker-collection\" title=\"Vaccine parody sticker collection\"\u003evaccine parodies\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/glossy-minis-complete-set\" title=\"Award medal sticker series\"\u003eaward medal recognition\u003c\/a\u003e, and role call-outs for every corner of the clinic, from radiology to reception. Anesthesia crew, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/isoflurane-vaporizer-veterinary-anesthesia-sticker\" title=\"Isoflurane Vaporizer anesthesia sticker\"\u003eIsoflurane Vaporizer sticker\u003c\/a\u003e is yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🏥 \u003cstrong\u003eOutfitting a whole team?\u003c\/strong\u003e My \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/staff-bundles\" title=\"Veterinary staff bundles and recognition kits\"\u003estaff bundles\u003c\/a\u003e package them up, or \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/custom-orders\" title=\"Bulk and clinic pricing\"\u003eask about clinic and bulk pricing\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by a real vet pro and tested on real shifts. Once a design sells out, it is gone for good, so claim the ones that feel like your shift. 🩺\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny. Functional. True.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"practice-manager-decision-wheel-vinyl-sticker-female","title":"😹 Practice Manager Decision Wheel - Female","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome days the practice manager runs on data and a tight P\u0026amp;L. Other days it is the decision wheel, a fresh coffee, and a silent prayer. This one is for the PM holding the whole clinic together with a smile and a spreadsheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny veterinary sticker for the leaders who answer 'it depends' to almost everything, because it does. Put it on a laptop, a clipboard, or the office door everyone knocks on too often.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎡 \u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e about 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe, UV-resistant matte vinyl. Built to survive sanitizer, coffee, and a fully booked Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse every \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary sticker\u003c\/a\u003e. Once a design is gone, it is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny. Functional. True.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50821160894763,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/3.png?v=1754961295"},{"product_id":"practice-manager-decision-wheel-vinyl-sticker-male","title":"🧡 Practice Manager Decision Wheel - Male","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe schedule implodes, two people call out, and a walk-in rolls in just as the printer dies. The practice manager spins the wheel and somehow makes the day work anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny veterinary sticker for the PM who keeps the chaos upright: budgets, staffing, client fires, and all. Put it on a laptop, a water bottle, or the office door that never fully closes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎡 \u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e about 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe, UV-resistant matte vinyl. It shrugs off sanitizer, autoclave steam, and shift-long chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse every \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary sticker\u003c\/a\u003e. Once a design is gone, it is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny. Functional. True.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50821372313899,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/5.png?v=1754961294"},{"product_id":"soft-heart-blockhead-sticker-pit-bull-sticker","title":"🐾 Soft Heart Blockhead - Pit Bull","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlocky head, marshmallow heart. For everyone who knows the sweetest patient in the building is usually the pit bull on the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbout 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe matte vinyl, made to outlast coffee spills, hand sanitizer, and a double shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50821588779307,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/7.png?v=1754961293"},{"product_id":"pittie-party-pit-bull-sticker","title":"💉 Pittie Party - Pit Bull","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery pit bull appointment is a party, whether the schedule agrees or not. A little pittie love for the team that always sees their best side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWaterproof, dishwasher-safe matte vinyl, about 3 inches. Built to survive sanitizer, coffee, and a fully booked Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50821679776043,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/9.png?v=1754961292"},{"product_id":"code-brown-confirmed-sticker-vet-tech-veterinarian","title":"💉 Code Brown Confirmed - Vet Tech - Veterinarian","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you know, you know. Code Brown is a team sport, and this one salutes everyone who has ever gloved up without flinching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on waterproof, dishwasher-safe matte vinyl at about 3 inches. It shrugs off sanitizer, autoclave steam, and shift-long chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50821829329195,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/11.png?v=1754961292"},{"product_id":"it-started-last-week-sticker","title":"🤪 It Started Last Week","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe owner swears it started last week. The chart says it has been three months. You smile, you nod, you write it down anyway. This one is for everyone who has lived that exact moment at the exam room table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the kind of funny veterinary sticker only the people on the floor truly get: dark, honest, and earned. Put it on a water bottle, a clipboard, a laptop, or the workstation you defend like a junkyard dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🩺 \u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e about 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe, UV-resistant matte vinyl. It shrugs off hand sanitizer, autoclave steam, 7am coffee, and a fully booked Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse every \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary sticker\u003c\/a\u003e in the lineup. Limited runs, so once a design is gone, it is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny. Functional. True.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50822066176299,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/13.png?v=1754961291"},{"product_id":"pill-me-once-i-dare-you-sticker","title":"🧬 Pill Me Once....I Dare You","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the patient who treats pilling like a personal challenge. Every tech who has worn a cat's opinion on their forearm understands this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWaterproof, dishwasher-safe matte vinyl, about 3 inches. Built to survive sanitizer, coffee, and a fully booked Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50822147408171,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/15.png?v=1754961290"},{"product_id":"dog-tooth-diagram-sticker","title":"💀 Dog Tooth Diagram","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe canine dental chart, turned into wearable clinic decor. For the team that lives for a clean COHAT, knows the modified Triadan system by heart, and has strong feelings about a properly charted 108.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a funny veterinary sticker with a useful streak: equal parts dental nerd flex and quick reference for the tech who teaches every new hire where the carnassial is. Put it on a water bottle, a dental cart, a laptop, or the lab station.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🦷 \u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e about 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe, UV-resistant matte vinyl. It shrugs off sanitizer, autoclave steam, and shift-long chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse every \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary sticker\u003c\/a\u003e. Once a design is gone, it is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny. Functional. True.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50822220251435,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/17.png?v=1754961289"},{"product_id":"dental-xray-sticker-funny","title":"🐾 Dental Xray - Funny","description":"\u003cp\u003eDental radiographs: where the real diagnosis hides under the gumline. For the crew who knows the mouth tells the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbout 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe matte vinyl, made to outlast coffee spills, hand sanitizer, and a double shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50822381601067,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/19.png?v=1754961288"},{"product_id":"ball-less-and-flawless-sticker","title":"💊 Ball-Less And Flawless","description":"\u003cp\u003eFreshly neutered and thriving. A little post-op humor for everyone who has recovered a very confused good boy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWaterproof, dishwasher-safe matte vinyl, about 3 inches. Built to survive sanitizer, coffee, and a fully booked Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50822529745195,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/21.png?v=1754961287"},{"product_id":"veterinary-anesthesia-machine-vinyl-sticker","title":"😎 Veterinary Anesthesia Machine","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe unsung hero of every surgery day, finally on a sticker. For the anesthesia techs who keep one eye on the patient, one on the vaporizer, and somehow a third on the surgeon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny veterinary sticker for the people who make 'stable under anesthesia' look routine: monitoring depth, reading the capnograph, and catching the dip before the alarm does. Put it on a water bottle, an anesthesia cart, or your locker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😷 \u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e about 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe, UV-resistant matte vinyl. It shrugs off sanitizer, autoclave steam, and shift-long chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse every \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary sticker\u003c\/a\u003e. Once a design is gone, it is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny. Functional. True.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50849769914667,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/23.png?v=1754961286"},{"product_id":"2-styled-2-fetch-vinyl-sticker","title":"😂 2 Styled 2 Fetch","description":"\u003cp\u003eToo stylish to fetch, too iconic to ignore. For the glam side of clinic life and the patients who know they look good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbout 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe matte vinyl, made to outlast coffee spills, hand sanitizer, and a double shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50849775124779,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/25.png?v=1754961285"},{"product_id":"mistakes-were-made-vinyl-sticker","title":"🐶 Anesthesia Techs Know: It'S All About The Iso","description":"\u003cp\u003eAsk any anesthesia tech the secret to a smooth plane and you get the same answer: it is all about the iso. A quiet flex for the people watching the vaporizer while everyone else watches the clock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny veterinary sticker is for the gas-passers, the ones reading capnography and keeping a steady heart rate through a three-hour procedure. The kind of inside joke that gets a nod from the surgery crew and a blank stare from everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💨 \u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e about 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe, UV-resistant matte vinyl. Built to survive sanitizer, coffee, and a fully booked surgery day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse every \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary sticker\u003c\/a\u003e. Once a design is gone, it is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny. Functional. True.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51017222816043,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/37.png?v=1754961274"},{"product_id":"mistakes-were-made-french-bulldog-cone-sticker","title":"🐾 Mistakes Were Made – Frenchie Cone","description":"\u003cp\u003eCone on, dignity off. For the frenchie who absolutely earned the cone of shame, and the team that loves them through it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on waterproof, dishwasher-safe matte vinyl at about 3 inches. It shrugs off sanitizer, autoclave steam, and shift-long chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51088018342187,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/26_cd159cc9-95de-4747-9cfe-7a060f248e96.png?v=1754961262"},{"product_id":"short-stack-full-snack-corgi-sticker","title":"🥞 Short Stack, Full Snack – Corgi","description":"\u003cp\u003eShort legs, full personality. A corgi tribute for everyone whose favorite patient sits a little closer to the floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbout 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe matte vinyl, made to outlast coffee spills, hand sanitizer, and a double shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51088018374955,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/28_1d2b6ecd-d0d9-464e-8af3-eefebb67fc23.png?v=1754961261"},{"product_id":"malamuted-husky-remote-control-sticker","title":"🎛️ Malamuted –  Remote","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome days you would pay real money for a mute button on the lobby. This one is for the husky and malamute people who know exactly how loud a 'talking' dog can get.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny veterinary sticker for the breed-savvy crowd: the techs who hear the vocal floof coming from the parking lot and already know which room to prep. Put it on a water bottle, a crate cart, or your locker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎛️ \u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e about 3 inches of waterproof, dishwasher-safe, UV-resistant matte vinyl. Built to survive sanitizer, coffee, and a fully booked Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse every \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary sticker\u003c\/a\u003e. Once a design is gone, it is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny. Functional. 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It shrugs off sanitizer, autoclave steam, and shift-long chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree U.S. shipping over $25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\" title=\"Funny veterinary stickers\"\u003efunny veterinary stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51088018473259,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/32.png?v=1754961258"},{"product_id":"microscope-veterinary-lab-life-sticker","title":"🔬 Microscope – Lab Life","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe microscope is where the real magic happens. 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