{"title":"BYOB Pens","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"calm-aura-dumpster-fire-inside-green-pen","title":"Calm Aura (Dumpster Fire Inside) – Green with Silver Accents Pen","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally, a pen that actually gets veterinary life. 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This soft-touch metal pen features the witty, laser-engraved phrase \u003cstrong\u003eSpreading Joy (Like Ringworm)\u003c\/strong\u003e, guaranteed to make you (and everyone around you) smile through the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💡 Why you will love it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser-engraved lettering that never fades, even after those 10-hour days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft-touch matte finish in green with silver accents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavy-duty construction that writes smoothly and feels premium.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for veterinary technicians, veterinarians, CSRs, and anyone who has ever been called a cat wrangler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Free U.S. shipping on orders over $30.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/notepads\" title=\"Veterinary stationery and gifts\"\u003estationery and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vet Culture Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51286509355307,"sku":"PEN-GR-SPREADING","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3441\/1307\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_26_2025_at_07_24_04_PM.png?v=1757794905"},{"product_id":"professional-cat-wrangler-green-pen","title":"Professional Cat Wrangler – Green with Silver Accents Pen","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally, a pen that actually gets veterinary life. 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